FAIL WHALE

A Modest ProposalThe well being of humanity has been threatened constantly throughout the history of the species by myriad threats. Famine, overpopulation, war and disease all plague our society to a high degree. However, not one of them envelops all of our society as completely as the one caused by people themselves: crime. Who can honestly say that their life has not been shaped in some way by a theft or murder? In addition to being the most widespread problem, no other has such a simple solution! Crime, and indirectly several other issues as a result, can only be eliminated by removing any criminal thrA Modest Proposal


HatOnce I had one of those, but I lost it. A hat they called it, I never understood why. I mean if it was a hat, why didnt anybody wear it? And that was the funny thing, nobody did, they just carried it around like a balloon or something, and I was the only one questioning it. So thats the deal then, were looking for it and Im not exactly sure where to go for help. Im not even sure why Im looking for it, but I feel like like I need it back; I never needed it until I lost it. The woods were dark, but the leaves comforted me enough to keep going long after the others had turned back. And there iHat
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You know you're Canadian when you're drinking a Ice Cap, sans gloves in -40c.
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DEATH.
The number one killer of Americans.
Art account: ~grievousfan
You'd STILL be less likely to get shot, right?
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You know, I can honestly say that I am totally fine with eating anything that I have not known personally, except for a person, unless it was like Hitler or something. I would totally eat Hitler.
NO I'D GET PICKED UP AND SOLD INTO PROSTITUTION INSTEAD
The cops around here busted a brothel in my town a few years ago
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DEATH.
The number one killer of Americans.
Art account: ~grievousfan
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You know, I can honestly say that I am totally fine with eating anything that I have not known personally, except for a person, unless it was like Hitler or something. I would totally eat Hitler.
yay moar school
OMG WILL
...................I would be good wouldn't I
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DEATH.
The number one killer of Americans.
Art account: ~grievousfan
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